This is probably not going to be a very expansive list and I aploogise for that, but I feel I have to write something adn this is the best idea I currently have, but as you can probably understand, there is not that much you can learn from sitting at a table adn trying to flog off a load of your old junk. Still, I have composed some sort of a list.
1) Some people are very mean. For example, the person who haggled us down on a globe from 20p to 15p. I mean, I’m as skin-flinty as anybody, in fact probably more so, but I would still nto haggle five pence off the price of something that was that cheap to begin with.
2) Some people’s junk is even more junky than ours. The person next to us was selling dirty jars filled with dusty cotton wool balls… um…why?
3) One man’s junk is another man’s treasure. For example some chipped mugs I saw selling at another stall. Well, except maybe dirty cotton wool balls.
4) Car booting is not really car booting (or even indoor car booting as they call it) when you are in a hall rather than a muddy field.
5)Don’t buy jeans that only cost 50p. You may think they’re nice shorts, but closer inspection will reveal that they are weird turnups that stink fo cigarette smoke and just look like if you’d rolled up your skinny jeans to just above your knee.
6) Equally, don’t buy tops that only cost 20p. Again, they stink of cigarette smoke with a slight eau de dog, but they will also look massively unflattering on, even if off they look quite nice.And they will have rips in the seams.
