Room 101

I have nothing interesting to say about anything and so I will hereby make a list of everything that annoys me and then cast it asunder into room 101, never to be seen again.

1) Shoes. I hate shoes. I have never had  a pair of nice, well fitting shoes, and it seems likely I never will. Every pair of shoes I ever have is either flat, badly fitting or ugly and I hate it, especially shoe shopping. The pair of shoes that fit perfectly in the shop are massively too tight the second you get them home and my balance is just too poor for me to get stilletos. Also, they actually do kill your feet? Why do other women wear them???

2) Hair. I’m afraid another vain one here, but it has to go in there, because just think how easy life would be without hair… yes admittedly if everyone was bald it wouldn’t be quite as attractive but it wouldn’t get in your face when the wind blew in it, you wouldn’t need to brush it which would have to be easier, they’d be no worries of a hair disaster by a newbie hairdresser and they’d be no worries about greasyness, dying, nits, dandruff or any of the other numerous ailments that can affect our hair. Also, on amore important note, is hair in other places. There are just no nice ways to get rid of it. Shaving grows back too fast, waxing hurts and is patchy and everything else is just too expensive or not suitable for things like legs or armpits. Grr.

3) Running. Whoever says this is fun is very very weird…I just find that after about 200 metres I’m sweaty, in pain and out of breath.How is that fun? No, its one of only a few exercises that I find really unpleasant,partly down to school teacehrs, but still I just can’t see any virtues in it at all.

4)People that take an instant dislike to you for no apparent reason. I hate this. Why can’t people at least get to knwo you before forming judgements. I have no problems with people that decide they don’t like me once they find out my annoying features and dislikable attributes, but it’s people that have a preconception ofyou before they meet you.

5) Olives. No particular reason, I jsut think they taste rather foul.

6) Waxworks/animatronic humanoid models like the sort at theme parks. For some reason these terrify me. They make me nervous just looking at them because they’re creepy and the eyes are just teh wrost. Almost like humans but devoid of any emotions.. Eeeh. I can blame this fear on Disneyland. When I was there we went on the pirates of the Carribbean ride and I was just terrified, but we went on it 4 times as I didn’t tell my parents, and they loved it, as I was just so scared they were going to jump out at me. You’d have thought by the fourth time I’d have realised that they didn’t but, nevertheless, since that moment then I’ve always hated waxworks and those animatronics of all kinds.

7) Ice skating. One of the few leisure pursuits that I really dislike, however mainly because I can’t do it. Well, actually my right leg can skate realitvely ok, but my left just trails behind, which tires my right leg out faster, hurts my left ankle and also increases my likelihood of me falling over forwards, so the times I have been ice skaitng I have always ended up with painful ankles and bruised knees.

8) Sensitive skin. Honestly, my skin is allergic to sunlight, it gets irritated from wearing nickel necklaces and face cleansing stuff gives me spots.It is very depressing, and means I can’t wear foundation, some perfumes, cheap earrings and necklaces with big pendants. In my perfect world nobody would have sensitive skin at all.

Ahhhh, now I have got that off my chest. I hope it wasn’t too deathly boring for you to read